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Digimon don't have genitals. by Sakeke Digimon don't have genitals. by Sakeke
Xros Wars? Refer down to PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.

Again, this is all opinionated theorizing. If you disagree, go ahead, but I really don't give a flying fuck if you do or not so commenting for a flamewar is pointless.



They are the SEXUALLY IMPAIRED.

ALSO, FULLVIEW TO ACTUALLY VIEW.


YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR LOVE BABIES WITH BEELZEMON BECAUSE HE HAS NO PENIS OR BALLS.

Look at that preview picture.
Do you see a bulge?
I sure as hell don't.
Preview pic doesn't belong to me, it's a screen-shot I received a while back from :iconbeelz3bub:.
I was supposed to make a stamp about it, but I didn't really have the tools for that back then.
Then someone told me to draw Beelzemon nekkid, sooo....
This is what happened.


Okay, so I am a self-acclaimed Digimon Expert.
My logic makes sense, and remains true unless you can explain to me how to counteract it.
BTW, I'm not sure on the tail, that's just how I imagined it.


So, here goes. This is a rant I had a while back that explains everything--reproduction (NO PREGO RENAMON. IT'S DEMENTED), sex, gender, etc.
Taken from my older deviation, [link]

So here goes:

Digimon HAVE NO PHYSICAL GENDERS.

Therefore, NOTHING THERE.

Now, allow me to explain to all you crazy fangirls (and boys.


Physical Appearances
To explain why Digimon, such as Angewomon, have boobs, and why other Digimon, such as Nanimon, have facial hair...weellll.
Think of it this way, Digimon were created by humans' computer data. It is only natural many Digimon would somehow acquire the anatomy of humans, but not actually taking on that gender.
In one Savers game, there is a Sakuyamon who is a MAN. (Correct me if I'm wrong, I don't play any Savers games.)

Reproduction
However, even though many Digimon are humanoid, they DO NOT have a human's reproductive organs.
Humans have, what I call, internal reproduction...which is the mix of DNA inside a body....(I shan't go into details.)
Digimon, though, have three different types of producing a DigiTama, or DigiEgg.
Matching: Introduced in the Digimon World Sunburst and Moonlight (Dawn and Dusk) games, is an external reproduction, where two Digimon take bits of their data and combine them to make a DigiTama. Depending on whose Digimon is whose, and which end you're on, and what the Digimon are, there will be many, many different results.
Reincarnation: When a Digimon dies, their data usually gets transferred back to the Digital World, to the Village of Beginnings (Primary Village) to once again become a DigiTama; but that is mainly for the first two seasons, other Digimon series often have the DigiTama appear where the Digimon was deleted. (Having the data been loaded would not result in a DigiTama appearing.)
The only exception is Wizarmon, who stayed in a "ghost"-like state in the Real World for reasons unknown.
"Spontaneous" Generation: Happens when random bits of data from around the Digital World come together to form a DigiTama. "Spontaneous" meaning random, not out-of-the-blue.

Going To The Bathroom
Of course this question would arise once I had said that Digimon don't have...well, you know.
There is a simple explanation, of course.
Like birds and frogs, Digimon have only...erm...one hole to excrete waste from. As seen in some episodes from the show, as well as scenes from the manga, AND the sheer fact with the Digivice iC and other V-Pets....Digimon poop...and as a Tamer, you have to clean it up. (As for wild Digimon...um...Vademon will take care of that XD)
Sukamon and Numemon are great examples of pooping Digimon.



So now you know, as much as we all wish, Digimon can't make your babies. (I myself am guilty of fantasizing XD)
But I think this is something everyone should know.


I don't call myself a Digimon Expert for nothing, you know!




Sorry for my rant, but it NEEDS to be said.


Also (again): For all you creepy, nasty, pedophile ImpmonXRenamon loltheymakebabies fans, THEY ARE CHILDREN. RENAMON IS A CHILD, AND SO IS IMPMON.
DIGIMON DO AGE. EVENTUALLY, RENAMON WOULD BECOME KYUUBIMON, AND IMPMON PROBABLY DEVIMON OR SOMETHING....
HAVING THEM MAKE BABIES IS LIKE HAVING TAKERU AND HIKARI MAKE BABIES IN DIGIMON ADVENTURE 01....
IT'S NASTY.




Art & Rant (c) Sakeke
Beelzemon and Digimon (c) Bandai
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